Just get a donut!

All I want is a cup of coffee. Why isn't this line moving. Why hasn't that guy paid yet and left the store. Oh, he's "that guy". The guy that got that call that he needed to go to Dunkin Donuts, get 4 boxes of Joe and 3 dozen donuts. He didn't want to be the guy, of course, but Ralph only retires once, and someone has to get the coffee. This guy doesn't even really like Ralph, in fact, he wants Ralph's job. But, when your the lowest guy in the department, you have to pay your dues.
What's happening now. This guy won't be able to carry all this stuff to his car. Maaaannnnnnnn....Now this is just ridiculous, the counter help guy is helping him to his car. I just want a cup of coffee, and now I'm getting grumpy. I think I'll add a donut to my order to get me through this tough time. It smells so good, but how much longer can I wait before I jump over the counter. Wait....I think it's my turn. Sweet. "Large, Milk and Sugar, Please"